2 definitions by MrDoug

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The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.

During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
"Dude I am totally fucking turded!"
by MrDoug October 13, 2006
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"That girl is giving you the buffalo eye! She must be hungry!"
by MrDoug October 13, 2006
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