3 definitions by Weird mind person

Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

Pyramid Nips

When it’s so cold out that your nipples get hard and they look like pyramids.

It’s so cold out here that I have pyramid nips!

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019

Ponyache

When you put your hair in a ponytail so tight that it gives you a headache.

I need to loosen my hair tie because I have a major ponyache.

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019