turded

when someone takes a shit in the toilet and does not flush then someone else has to flush it.

my friend took a crap and just left it there, so i flushed it, and i got turded.

by jeremy poole November 19, 2007

turded

The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.

During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.

"Dude I am totally fucking turded!"

by MrDoug October 16, 2006

Turded

What Lana The Roads was paid to do and is now mortified of her bastard baby finding once older, though it's highly unlikely to impossible her child will ever possess the ability to read. The act itself insertion of feces into her holes, I'm her case her "turding" was filmed in XXX.

Gross Me boy! Lana got turded again! What's next bro a "Turd Bang!"

by Metal Rain June 12, 2023

Turded out

Adj. To be in a state of inactivity, often carries a negative connotation of powerlessness, helplessness, and mild embarrassment at one's situation as such; antisocial; to be like a turd.

Johnny: what's up man, are you doing anything tonight?

Marty: nah, my brother took my car so now I'm stuck at home just all turded out.

by Jerusky December 30, 2012

Amber turded

the act of shitting a turd/solid fecal matter onto the bed of your boyfriend/spouse like actress Amber Heard.

"My girlfriend just Amber turded onto my bed."
"Kevin broke up with his ex after she Amber turded onto his bed a couple weeks ago."

by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

Amber turded

(verb) used to describe taking a giant SHIT on you boyfriends/spouses side of the bed when he has done something wrong. or you just feel like being a huge bitch.

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because you called me a bitch
how about I Amber turded on your bed if you don't give me everything I want NOW

I'm going to Amber turded on your bed because I severed your finger off with a bottle

by amber turd May 17, 2022

Splurge Turded

When you’re going number 2 and you can’t stop pooping.

Man, I just splurge turded so much in that bathroom, it wouldn’t stop!

by Weird mind person January 26, 2019