Turdapookin' 

A shortened version of " Turtlehead pokin' "
** see 'PrairieDoggin' **

Had to cut my date short, because I had a turdapookin'. Phew, I almost shit-maself!!

Turdapookin' by ChaossGoddess September 20, 2019

turdbookin 

The act of pooping while scrolling through facebook on your phone.

Anthony used the office bathroom frequently to get some turdbookin done.

turdbookin by Jennay September 17, 2018