Turtlehead

The nickname of when your poop is poking out of your butthole.

While I was in the car I had a turtlehead

by itSirBoi April 22, 2017

Turtlehead

A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"

Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."

by Si Todd March 4, 2004

Turtlehead

When you really need to shit and it starts coming out

NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD

by Superstar McAwesomesauce December 9, 2016

Turtlehead

1. The head of a turtle

2. The protruding end of a faeces out of somebody's anus prompting a rush to the toilet.

Jesus! I must go to the crapper. There's a turtlehead in me undercrakers!!

by BumCigar January 13, 2004

Turtlehead

When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole

Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead

by Boogereater69 April 17, 2021

Turtlehead

The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.

Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead

by youbeenhazed January 23, 2016

Turtlehead

When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.

Dude, get out of the bathroom already!

Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!

by anonymous967842 June 8, 2009