Turdberry 

A Blackberry that has taken a dip in the john.

By dropping your Blackberry into the John the transformation to Turdberry is complete.

Turdberry by dangerous engineer May 29, 2009

turdberg 

A turd so large that it ends up poking its head above the water in a toilet. Similar to an iceberg, except found in much "shittier" locations.

"Wow, I just took a huge dump and there's a turd that's sticking partway above the water!" "Sounds like you just made a turdberg... fat chance you'll get that sucker to flush!"

turdberg by Brian Feldman July 23, 2008

turdery 

A person trying overly too hard to be cool that they say or do the utmost ridiculous and embarrassing thing thinking they are cool but in reality they are multiple levels higher than a dork.

"Whoa look at John blasting his music in his beater of a car and wearing the same brand new outfit Eric wore yesterday."
"I know, that's just straight up turdery at it's finest."

turdery by TheBestEva15 August 4, 2016

TurdBerries 

Another name for the chunk(s) ventilated out of our bodies bottom gap hole.

It can also be said in the term of a cover up for a swearword when needing to exhaust an infuriational comment.

(After toilet evacuating) What was that honeybuns? I was pushing out my turdberries for you to clean up as I misfired my shots into the bog.

Ohhh Turdberries, you saw the diabolical trap I set for your demise.

TurdBerries by SquirrelPower October 9, 2008

Turdpercy 

A bit of an idiot. First seen in the Top Gear Book, and used ever since.

That guy is such a turdpercy!

Turdpercy by mackworf May 14, 2009

turdberg 

A floating piece of human feces, with a density such that 8/9 of its volume is submerged underwater.

Mom: "Did lil' Parker go?"
Dad: "Yeah, there are like three turdbergs in here."

turdberg by DOOOD December 26, 2005

Tardberry 

Tardberry is very similar to the definition of an itard.

When someone has purchased a device because its the 'in thing' or they have friends who have one and have no clue how to use the device or what it actually does.

Slight snipe on the term retard except the only excuse for being a Tardberry is of actual ignorance and natural born stupidity

Someone with a zero IQ with a blackberry who clearly is incapable of helping themselves or learning anything via trial and error.

Someone who buys the device without actually knowing what it is or how to use it, normally struggles with reading and writing as well

One of the prime examples of a Tardberry is a wanna be gangster as they like the instant messaging ability and keyboard for fast 'kill' or 'pizza order' requests to mummykins

Tardberry by klansimpson October 19, 2010