Tornberry 

A user who has been in the internet scene for nearly a decade as of today (May 8th, 2005). He

uses a consistent name throughout, thus he is easily identifiable no matter where you may look on

the internet.

Some may find offense to his witty remarks and plethora of crass and upfront sarcasm; however, this

does not phase his character in the least bit. Just like his name, he stays true to his persona,

regardless of the circumstances.

A "Jack of no trades", he holds average skills spread throughout the spectrum and he will use

whatever power he has to help others, unlike the majority of holier-than-thou administrators and

operators. It's not the size of your E-penis that counts, after all. Since Tornberry is not a

phony or a fraud, one can trust him. Don't let his childlike personality fool you.

Tornberry can be found on various message boards and on certain channels and networks on IRC,

such as irc.Rizon.org.

Did I mention he's really kick-ass and awesome? Don't believe me? Well, then check out his IRC

conversations: http://www.livejournal.com/~tornberry

-This unbiased UrbanDictionary entry was submitted by yours truly, Tornberry.

Generic User: Tornberry, why are you so kick-ass?

Tornberry: Good question.

Tornberry: I think it's because I'm awesome.

Tornberry by Tornberry July 18, 2008

Tornberg 

The act of supporting or siding with an idea against a majority of people who support something else.

Reuben tornberged the rest of his friends who like the New York Jets, by becoming a New Orleans Saints fan.

Tornberg by abnowns February 13, 2014

The Nigel Thornberry 

When a man pleasures a woman only using his nose. The man doing so usually has an abnormally large or pointy nose.

"Dude I gave my girlfriend the Nigel Thornberry last night, I've never heard her climax like that before."

The Nigel Thornberry by Red Everest November 20, 2013

Tonberry 

The Tonberry race is a proud one. Aproxomatly knee-high, maybe a little higher, the average Tonberry is a scavenger, roaming the desert landscape he inhabits to discover food, to slaughter it with his chef's knife, and to return to his tribe to share the catch. These little creatures are also equipped with lanterns to see their way home at night, as their large yellow eyes require a lot of light to see anything at all. They are green, slightly leathery and soft to the touch, with little beaklike mouths and no opposable thumbs of note.

The Tonberry society is hierarchical, there seems to be some sort of a King position in some circles, though how the King is chosen is unknown. The King is responsible for protecting the others, so it is likley that he does less hunting and more training. All of the tonberries wear simple burlap-like robes and shoes, but the King also wears a gold crown that hovers a few inches over his head.

Tonberries are quite intelegent and capable of speech. However, the speech is not so much oral as telepathic, as their mouths are not refined enough to produce speech.

It is very difficult to kill a Tonberry, but to prove one's strength to the Tonberry order, one must often kill many to lure out the King, in order to defeat him. A Tonberrry is a valuable ally.

The Tonberry King stepped ahead of the band of Tonberries to present the adventurers with a treasured gift - his lantern, by which the adventurors could summon him in battle.

Tonberry by antisan January 8, 2006

Nigel Thornberry

Nigel Thornberry, originally a cartoon character on the 90s Nickelodeon series The Wild Thornberrys. He's portrayed as an adventurous wildlife documentarian who often rambles in an indiscernible English accent.

He recently became an internet meme, featuring his random ramblings of put into songs such as Firework by Katy Perry, Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha, and Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.

He's also been featured in GIFs, and traditional meme captions saying things like "They said I could be anything, so I became a BLARGHHARGHHH!" and "Keep calm and BLARGHHARGHH on."

In conclusion, Nigel Thornberry is the most awesome cartoon ever. And if you disagree, you can go blarghharghhh yourself.

BABY YOU'RE A BLARGHHARGHHHH!

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how big is your nose?

On a scale of 1 to Nigel Thornberry, how smashing are you?

Nigel Thornberry by Distances. July 1, 2011

Tonberry 

A very small and green creature with a fishlike tail, a plain brown robe, a Chef's knife and a lantern.

From a series of games called final fantasy.

Seems harmless until it actually comes close enough to "Doink" you with its knife.

Huh? what's this?

*Doink*

ARRIGHIBLE!!!!

Tonberry by Copu_wheel_Kakashi March 31, 2004

tonberry 

A small, green creature from the Final Fantasy series. Wears a cloak and carries a knife and lantern. At first, they appear very docile, and are often underestimated. Tonberries have immense HP, and are immune to most status problems. Their attacks can often KO in one hit.

"Look, it's a tonberry, Cloud! Better use that 'flee command' again! What's that Cloud? You think you can take him? Nice knowing you!"

tonberry by DarthLuigi36 March 11, 2005