Tardberry 

Tardberry is very similar to the definition of an itard.

When someone has purchased a device because its the 'in thing' or they have friends who have one and have no clue how to use the device or what it actually does.

Slight snipe on the term retard except the only excuse for being a Tardberry is of actual ignorance and natural born stupidity

Someone with a zero IQ with a blackberry who clearly is incapable of helping themselves or learning anything via trial and error.

Someone who buys the device without actually knowing what it is or how to use it, normally struggles with reading and writing as well

One of the prime examples of a Tardberry is a wanna be gangster as they like the instant messaging ability and keyboard for fast 'kill' or 'pizza order' requests to mummykins

Tardberry by klansimpson October 19, 2010

Tardbert 

Someone who is a complete fucking idiot. He is so stupid, you can't dislike him, but there is no way on earth that you could ever socialize publicly with them.

Don't mind Greg, he's a tardbert.

Tardbert by dexterhobdy August 1, 2010

TurdBerries 

Another name for the chunk(s) ventilated out of our bodies bottom gap hole.

It can also be said in the term of a cover up for a swearword when needing to exhaust an infuriational comment.

(After toilet evacuating) What was that honeybuns? I was pushing out my turdberries for you to clean up as I misfired my shots into the bog.

Ohhh Turdberries, you saw the diabolical trap I set for your demise.

TurdBerries by SquirrelPower October 9, 2008

tardbears 

A married retarded couple who are small in size (not midgets, but freakishly small arms and legs, big heads) but are both mentally retarded. Tardbears eat garbage and are sometimes homeless, usually they will wear christmas sweaters tucked into their slacks. Note: This is NOT a retarded bear.

I did escrow on those tardbears new house.

tardbears by Steve The Queen July 23, 2006

tacoberry 

clitoris

Since the vagina is so often refered to as a taco it just goes to follow that the clitoris be called a 'tacoberry'.

Tacoberry the other pink meat.

Slipping the hood back reveal a sweet pink tacoberry.

tacoberry by CheVolay June 27, 2010

TangBerry OG

A new strain of Cannabis. Crossing HulkBerry(Bruce Banner #3) strain and Tangerine strain. Infusing the potent flavors of the Ghost OG strain and Strawberry Diesel strain of the HulkBerry strain with the prominent taste of Mandarin Orange and a fruity Lemon/Lime Sense of Tangerine.

and the next entry in the global cannabis Cup is the TangBerry OG cannabis Strain, new kid on the block with a very high potency level.

TangBerry OG by GreenCigarCo June 15, 2019

Turnberry Shuffle

When you get to a red light that takes forever to change green forcing you to make a right turn then a u-turn to avoid it. The maneuver was created by a balding, middle-aged man frustrated with living in the Ternberry gated community in an unknown city and state. It has been said that nobody gave a shit about Ternberry, not even the assholes who programmed the traffic light to exit the community and make a left turn.

The maneuver is performed in the following method:

1. Stop at light and wait 5 minutes.
2. Realize you're an idiot for waiting.
3. Turn right out of frustration.
4. Frantically cut across all lanes of travel to the left turn lane.
5. Shuffle the steering wheel all the way to the left.
6. Bust that u-turn like a boss, cutting off some old dumb bitch.
7. Continue about your business.

A successful Turnberry Shuffle is achieved if the asshole stop light doesn't turn red on you after your u-turn defeating your efforts as if the traffic light knew and decided to punish you.

For fucks' sake Sarah, perform the Turnberry Shuffle at this light, it will take for fucking ever for it to change for us!

Turnberry Shuffle by Dr.FartScientist December 11, 2018