turd tickler 

A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.

Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.

turd tickler by Pissening January 15, 2014

Torridge turd tickler

An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.

Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you

Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019

Turd Tickle 

Turd tickle: nailing someone in the butt.

She's such a skank that I wouldn't even turd tickle her!

Turd Tickle by Alpha Male May 31, 2018

Turd Tickle 

The feeling you get when you need to take a shit

I took a piss but then felt a turd tickle, so I headed for the stall.

Turd Tickle by ThatLarry Guy August 11, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022