turd smuggler 

Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.

Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.

turd smuggler by cheezestix October 31, 2006

Turd Smuggler 

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

Turd Smuggler by Sebastian December 6, 2003

turd smurgler 

the act of sucking feces out of another being's anus

Drewie is a world champion turd smurgler.

turd smurgler by jugg's gotcha January 20, 2009

turd smurgler 

a person who is very deceiving and sneaky about things involving insignificant things

Peter was being a turd smurgler yesterday about dumb shit

turd smurgler by Steve Burhman May 28, 2008

Turdsnuggler 

someone so wrapped up in his own shit cannot see the woods for the trees

Such a conceited cunt a real turdsnuggler

Turdsnuggler by whinging old bastards July 29, 2018