Sebastian's definitions

Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

by Sebastian December 6, 2003

capn' carl

Sebastian ; None but Sebastian.

Thats Capn' carl fool!!

by Sebastian January 3, 2005

saucesome

when something is so damn saucey & awesome at the same time. which could be something incredibly cool or extremely hott.

whoa, your new threads are saucesome!

by sebastian March 10, 2004

Guatemala

Country situated betwen Mexico/El Salvador,a Quetzal(national maney) its 8.oo$ or so, Quetzal too its the national bird,the most important turistic atraction are:TIkal(an acient mayan city),Atitlan(a lake).

How i knoe so much?, I live there...and for the person who posted the last definition:IDIOT!!!

by Sebastian May 7, 2004

passmann

The true definition of douchebag. One that is cheap and easily replaceable. A person that has horrid body odor that needs better hygiene. No one wants this person around..EVER.. They are easily bought with cheap candy and a sorry excuse for a human being. People like to throat punch these people as hard as they can and take out their frustrations on them as if they are their exes or nemesis. This person usually drives large automobiles to compensate for their extremely microscopic..well..you should know the human anatomy..

That dumbass is a real Dr Passmann

by SEBASTIAN March 4, 2015

Daily chore

Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey.

At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to go to sleep.

by Sebastian February 6, 2005

Scary Spice

see also Melanie B

The hottest of the Spice Girls. She was the black one with the sexy voice and penchant for leopard skin.

Had a number one single "I Want You Back" featuring Missy Elliott. Also two other top 5 singles "Tell Me" and "Feels So Good". Plus two more top 20 singles "Lullaby and "Word Up".

Also an album "Hot" and a bestselling autobiography "Catch A Fire".

Now an actress.

Can be used to signify sexiness or "token black"-ness.

Man, that girl is Scary Spice! (that girl is attractive)

or

That guy is so a Scary Spice. (that guy is the token black person)

by Sebastian December 30, 2003