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passmann 

The true definition of douchebag. One that is cheap and easily replaceable. A person that has horrid body odor that needs better hygiene. No one wants this person around..EVER.. They are easily bought with cheap candy and a sorry excuse for a human being. People like to throat punch these people as hard as they can and take out their frustrations on them as if they are their exes or nemesis. This person usually drives large automobiles to compensate for their extremely microscopic..well..you should know the human anatomy..
That dumbass is a real Dr Passmann
passmann by SEBASTIAN March 4, 2015
A derogatory term describing a whiny, pathetic person. Often used for making fun of sore losers and friends who leave parties or other social functions too early because of a member of the opposite sex that the Merse is trying to bang.Also very useful for describing a pussy who can't eat/drink/party as much as their friends.
1. Wow, Levi and Jesse are such fucking Merses.
2. Holy shit, we really beat those fucking Merses at fooseball. I thought they were going to cry.
3. Wow, she really has his balls in her purse.. he's such a Merse!
4. I can't believe those Murses ditched the party to go try and get laid with those ho's!
Merse by Sebastian September 2, 2008
Peta = People Eating Tasty Animals.
Peta by Sebastian June 10, 2006

abercrombie and fitch 

A clothing store for mostly
metro sexual males and slutty females... usually teens. There store on several occasions has been sued due to racial descrimination. Over priced cheaply made clothing, usually sporting the name of the store in huge bold lettering.
On my birthday my gf gave me a pair of 60 dollar (they had pre-torn holes in them) abercrombie and fitch jeans. Subsiquently I took my pair of brand new levis which cost 20 dollars and tore holes in them myself. Afterward I set the abercrombie jeans a blaze for her to see the disrespect she showed me and dumped her. Dont worry thoe I patched up my levis and turned them into bitchen denim shorts so everything turned out alright in the end.
n. Somebody or something that is extremely uncool (see lame), extremely bad (see heinous), and so on.

adj. To describe something as being very lame, heinous, etc.
"Mikal is such a fucking quaz. He's nowhere near as rad that Eskimonian ninja Kutt."
Quaz by Sebastian March 31, 2005
the state of being grumpy
Emily, quit being so poopy!
poopy by Sebastian February 10, 2005

Daily chore 

At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to go to sleep.
Daily chore by Sebastian February 6, 2005