turds guarding the outhouse

A corrupt police department.
the police department, has the turds guarding the outhouse.
by Dr.Argues@hotmail.com August 31, 2010
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turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.
The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.
by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017
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