turd burglary
"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"
turd burglary by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017
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Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar
A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.
Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar by Corey_danger May 27, 2011
nerf hurdlin turd burglar
nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun
One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun
One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.
nerf hurdlin turd burglar by lil-nugget January 22, 2014
turd burglar
When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)
Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!
turd burglar by Sidney Abello February 11, 2004
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turd burglar by - August 4, 2002
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turd burglar by turd-bur-gal-er April 24, 2003
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turd burglar by Saddam Hussein May 9, 2003
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