Turd bag
Turd bag by Thebomb.gov December 16, 2016
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turd bagel
A bagel one encounters on the ground with a turd placed on top of it. The bagel can be any flavor but needs to be complete and entire- portions of bagels do not count. The location of the bagel is generally the sidewalk, but a turd bagel could theoretically be found anywhere. The turd should be large enough to cover and crown the bagel hole, so it is usually a large dog or human turd.
"Holy shit! Watch out, you almost stepped on that turd bagel!"
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
Also- Al Franken is a total turd bagel.
turd bagel by Bronx Betty April 3, 2013
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turd bagel • turd bagging • turdbag • turdbagger • turd burglar • Turd • turd burgler • turd cutter • turd nugget • turd sandwich
turd bagging
Similar to cheese bagging but highly more violent and somewhat unpleasant in nature. A Male who claims to have done a spot of 'turd bagging' will generally carry himself in a particular manner, unmistakably different to the company of friends he keeps.
Part 1: One hour before anal sex, the male will unload a freshly laid turd onto a plate and place in the freezer.
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
Part 2: During anal sex, the male will produce his frozen turd at point of climax, proceed to reach around his partner from behind and begin to hack out his partners eyes using the frozen turd like a dagger. The unprovoked attack on the eye region causes the partner to tense up and spasm, which inturn increases the pleasure for the Turd Bagger. This is Turd Bagging
turd bagging by Anthony Crane January 28, 2008
Turd Bagel
Turd Bagel by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020
Turd bagger
Anyone who has a dog and has picked up the dogs feces and placed it in a plastic bag is defined as a "turd bagger".
Turd bagger by Jay Marc June 22, 2018
turdbagger
Someone who has a foul attitude, is rude to others, and makes life miserable for everyone else due to them bagging turds all day in a room by themselves.
My teacher is such a turdbagger.
turdbagger by Golden arrow January 3, 2016
Turdbag
Turdbag by Boo Haa Raa Sausage June 9, 2022
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