Turd Ass

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Someone who is lame, somewhat of a jackass.

Hand me those nachos dawg, dont be a Turd Ass.

Turd Ass by Adam Goldfish October 11, 2008

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turd ass

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.

Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.

turd ass by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024

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rat turd ass bitch ugly little hoe looks like toad fake blonde box dye emo slut face alcoholic oompa loompa bunions by intofolkwhore August 8, 2023

turd burgaling ass bandit

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims

kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

turd burgaling ass bandit by big andy C May 7, 2007

turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.

"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"

turd burgling ass monkey by Ksmak July 22, 2006

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker

Tough titties; usually conjoined with an asshole who has a flat chested girlfriend

Hey Josh! Where is your "ass turd monkey fucker" today?

Josh: At home playing with her tough titties

Ass Turd Monkey Fucker by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009

Turd assault

A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.

My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...

Turd assault by WhiteyMcWhitster July 4, 2006

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026