a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasybars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.
Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.
A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.
My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...