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Turco

A hypocritical, conservative. Claims he is centrist but instills his right wing views into his students. Also claims to be tracked by the CIA
by Bobford March 26, 2007
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Turco

A young beautiful woman who when i look at i feel like nothing else matters in the world. The girl that means the most to me in this entire world. A girl i consider not only my girlfriend but a person who knows me better than anyone else in this world. The girl who i am so deeply in love with. The girl that makes me want to wake up every morning. The girl that's worth doing anything and everything to get back.
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JB: yo Matt what happened to Turco
Matt: i fucked up dude i am an idiot but I'm willing to do anything to make it up to her and call her mine again.
by mw92 April 26, 2010
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turco

a old ugly hag which leaves his wifey whenever she needs him, he has a tic tac size non existent d!ck, a flop !!
see that person? with no job or a hobby and without a d!ck, that's turco
by turcotaco April 16, 2021
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turco

x1- have you seen Turco?

x2- yeah he's fine as fuck, my girlfriend is in love with him
by turcoisahottie April 26, 2021
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Turco'd

To steal someone's joke moments after they tell it, because their delivery of said joke was not successful,

You proceed to re-tell the joke with better delivery, receiving full credit and are showered in laughter.
Dude, you Turco'd me again!
by MillyPipps October 17, 2018
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Turco- Deluxe

When you’re having a good time and you want to share that feeling to someone lucky.
Justin met a nice girl, he’ll give her Turco- Deluxe
by JustinDonut December 1, 2021
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Bombón Turco

Also known as "Turkish Bombon". Essentially is the act of expelling a plug made of one's solidified poop, followed by a shitstream of diarrhea.
Usually formed after consuming curried rice, followed by some spicy/laxative food.
Lukas: Naahh, guys, you won't believe this. I just excreted the fattest, most disgusting Bombón Turco of all time! Come here, quickly!
by The Brush Goblin April 2, 2023
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