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A hypocritical, conservative. Claims he is centrist but instills his right wing views into his students. Also claims to be tracked by the CIA
Turco by Bobford March 26, 2007
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A young beautiful woman who when i look at i feel like nothing else matters in the world. The girl that means the most to me in this entire world. A girl i consider not only my girlfriend but a person who knows me better than anyone else in this world. The girl who i am so deeply in love with. The girl that makes me want to wake up every morning. The girl that's worth doing anything and everything to get back.
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JB: yo Matt what happened to Turco
Matt: i fucked up dude i am an idiot but I'm willing to do anything to make it up to her and call her mine again.
Turco by mw92 April 26, 2010
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a old ugly hag which leaves his wifey whenever she needs him, he has a tic tac size non existent d!ck, a flop !!
see that person? with no job or a hobby and without a d!ck, that's turco
turco by turcotaco April 16, 2021
x1- have you seen Turco?

x2- yeah he's fine as fuck, my girlfriend is in love with him
turco by turcoisahottie April 26, 2021
To steal someone's joke moments after they tell it, because their delivery of said joke was not successful,

You proceed to re-tell the joke with better delivery, receiving full credit and are showered in laughter.
Dude, you Turco'd me again!
Turco'd by MillyPipps October 17, 2018

Turco- Deluxe 

When you’re having a good time and you want to share that feeling to someone lucky.
Justin met a nice girl, he’ll give her Turco- Deluxe
Turco- Deluxe by JustinDonut December 1, 2021

Bombón Turco 

Also known as "Turkish Bombon". Essentially is the act of expelling a plug made of one's solidified poop, followed by a shitstream of diarrhea.
Usually formed after consuming curried rice, followed by some spicy/laxative food.
Lukas: Naahh, guys, you won't believe this. I just excreted the fattest, most disgusting Bombón Turco of all time! Come here, quickly!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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