turbin turd

Where your shit is so massive that when pulled back by the flush it clogs the hole. However, it allowed just enough suction to spin the toilet paper, and eventually the shit paper cyclones itself down on the end of the turd creating a turban turd.

Oh my Christ who dropped a turbin turd in here!

by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010

turd turban

The act of defecating on someone elses head leaving the fecal matter in the shape of a turban

Don't make me come over there and give you a turd turban on your forehead!

by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009

dog turdin’ it

When you figuratively shit wherever you want, like an unleashed dog, primarily because you don’t give a shit about the outcome.

I came to a point at that job that I was just dog turdin’ it ‘cause I knew I was going to be fired any day.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

turdbin

A big dookie like a chocolate swirl ice cream sundae right on the head of an unknowing loser, creating the image of HAAJI from Johnny Quest. Thus the turdbin is born.

I gave Mike a turdbin while he was asleep, then railed the stripper.

by Captain Cornhole March 13, 2004

turdbin

When someone craps on your head with a long turd and a swirling motion. the result is a pile of dookie shaped like a turbin. hence: the name turdbin

I gave osama bin laden a turdbin.

by Kevin Mathis March 12, 2004

speed turdin'

the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.

Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'

(24 secs later)
~flush~

Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...

by DSint, SB3, Philthy Phil August 27, 2010

turdbin

Taking a mean shit on someone's turban

Its a blanket! It's a towel!. No I just took a super shit on his turdbin.

by ihoasa123 April 26, 2010