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A fucking 22 year old loser who plays fort all day in his mother’s basement and pulls no bitches. His life is so extremely sad that he put on 400 pounds and cry’s grease.
Dont be a tumytum that would be failure
tumytum by Use code tum January 20, 2024
Words you can keep
A type of tree in the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carrol. A fictional tree that the hero rested upon whilst waiting to fight the Jabberwock.
"So rested he by the Tumtum tree, and stood a while in thought"
tumtum by Slasher101 March 14, 2018

YumYum in my TumTum 

A story about a gay couple guzzling each other's sperm.
As Andy stiffened up, he shot a large load into Brian's anus. Feeling strangely drawn to it, he then proceeded to lick it up out of Brian's asshole and began snowballing it between him and his mate. After swallowing, they both exclaimed, "YumYum in my TumTum!"
the concept that people named jeff are genetically gay.
Hey, did you here that guy Jeff is tumtumz.
Tumtumz by Dunskeez April 3, 2009
a name to name an amazing fluffy! tumtums surprisingly loves to have tummyrubs!

(cat definition) tumtums is small and has a white tummy and dark tabby prints all over, tumtums is overly affectionate, and has a high pitched meow! tumtums meow all of the time, and come when called with a little prance! tumtums has a long fluffy black-grey tail that tumtums wraps around your leg
Dave: Yo this is my cat
Stew: It looks like a tumtums
Dave: She acts like a tumtums as well
Stew: Wow! What a tumtums
tumtums by oneofdemqueers January 13, 2023
A very cute and kind type of person. Named after a Tamatem (Tomatoes, in Arabic) for the parity of her heart. A Tumtum always have a cute spherical face, straight hair, and a beaming smile. The name comes from the redness of the face when at extreme delight or extreme torment.

If a person have a Tumtum in his life, he's the luckiest of them all.
She is a pretty Tumtum.

Do you have a Tumtum at your life? Then you're a Simsim. Otherwise you lie.
Cinderella is Tumtum.
Tumtum by kugg68659 January 22, 2023

tumtum effect 

Feeling the need to commit an act of terrorism.
The media claims that the events which unfolded on 9/11 were due a result of the "tumtum effect"
tumtum effect by kurumi23 November 14, 2023
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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