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tumdangle 

to put toothepaste on one's cock and brush someone else's teeth
Zeb tumdangles nick first thing every morning.

Hey, can you tumdangle me...use Crest this time and don't forget to brush my tounge.
tumdangle by Jrobthecockslob April 20, 2007
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Love Tridangle 

When three men have a non-homosexual relationship with one another, usually lustful.

Similar to a "Bromance" but with three men instead of two.
Bill - "Dude, you, Ryan, and I are totally in a love tridangle."

Tony - "No Homo."
Love Tridangle by Revoltron May 17, 2011

TheDangles 

1. SouthSide Bruiser. 2. One who comes over to your house, eats all your food, drinks all your booze, and leaves your home in general disarray.
After TheDangles left my house this weekend I had to hire a maid and replenish my entire refrigerator.
TheDangles by Anonymous April 10, 2003

TheDangles 

Southside bruiser. Will come to your house, drink all your booze, eat all your food, and make a general nuisance of himself.

see also: worddrunk/word, wordslob/word
thedangles came to my crib and the next day I had to hire a maid and restock my frigge.
TheDangles by Spencer S. April 10, 2003

TheDangles 

a term refering to what happens to the male testi sachel under very warm conditions.
"Man, in that sauna i had a real bad case of TheDangles!"
TheDangles by Kactapuss May 1, 2006

cumdangle 

1. A bit of cum hanging out of a person's mouth after oral sex.

2. Another substance that looks like cum hanging out of a persons mouth.
1. That was amazing! Oh you've got a cumdangle! Let me get that for ya! *wipe wipe*

2. HAHA Jeff! There's a whip-cream cumdangle on your lips!!
cumdangle by HowdyX3 July 22, 2009

Turdongler 

Someone who would poop out a turd into an appropriate receptacle and then put their dong into it
Turdongler by Xi0s July 17, 2016
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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