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tulips envy 

They envy your looks, your curves, your lifestyle... heads turn when you walk into a room... Men love you ... Women want to be you.
Your a Tulips Envy Model!

Tulips Envy Urban Model Introductions is a female owned, niche Companion model introduction service that caters exclusively to hot, exotic, neck braking, young, phat booty, slim waist, beautiful face, sexy ass, stunner and Urban Ethnic ladies (mainly Black and Latina's). The models are hip Queenbees, fashionistas, charming, intelligent, hella trendy, personality off the charts, super curvy and a baddie, who knows her worth and likes nice things. Tulips Envy is known for stellar customer service and bespokeconcierge.

They introduce and arrange actual dates with the models who want to date rich gents, affluent, successful, wealthy gentlemen, UHNWI, HNWI, Celebrities, Athletes, Executives and hardworking men who can afford to spoil them and want to meet- date them too, different worlds colliding... Tulip Envy models are successful in their own right, have careers, go to college and always well bred- nice young ladies. Tulips Envy specializes in those that love honey dating, the mutually beneficial honest way of meeting someone and getting an allowance to go on nice trips, go shopping and experience luxury paid for by the older man. They are taking over the sugar baby / sugar daddy world... honey dating is way better.

All they do is WIN, win... win, everybody wins
I just went on a date that was to die for... Went shopping, got a massage at a spa then dinner at a Michelin star restaurant and all thanks to the nice gentleman who wanted to meet me courtesy of Tulips Envy. All on the up and up.

Tulips Envy has models that are sexy as hell... neck brakers and nice too.
tulips envy by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026