tucking in my shirt

Touching yourself.

I wasn't rubbing my dick in front of this underage girl. I was just tucking in my shirt.

by TheReverendEbenHill October 22, 2020

tucking in my shirt

per the ex mayor of NYC, when lying on the bed waiting for a blowjob, but caught with your hands in your pants, your excuse is "tucking in my shirt"

I was tucking in my shirt, after taking off the recording equipment (but before she took her clothes off)

by October 21, 2020

tucking in my shirt

To masturbate one's self in preparation for sexy time with an underage, or drastically younger, sexual partner.

"I was just tucking in my shirt." -Rudy Giuliani

by philottsoraptor October 21, 2020

Tucking in my shirt

When Rudy Giuliani placed both his hands around his genitals while laying on his back in a private hotel room with a woman playing a 15 year old but not that time he was at Jeffrey Epstein’s post jail release party.

Don’t believe you’re lying eyes! I was tucking in my shirt!

by Zoo station October 21, 2020

tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.

"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020

Just tucking my shirt in

Jerking off in front of an underage girl on a hotel bed.

Rudy Giuliani was "just tucking my shirt in" in the Borat clip.

by Bulleitrocks October 21, 2020

tucking in my shirt

Euphemism for masturbating

"I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment"

by Therouni October 21, 2020