Definitions by philottsoraptor
patriot moat
Creases that appear at the top and bottom of the belly from when an overweight person sits for awhile before standing; the cum-gutters of the obese and stationary.
"I need to stop being so sedentary. My patriot moat was a deep red when I finally stood up after spending hours organizing my erotic Donald Trump photo directory."
patriot moat by philottsoraptor March 20, 2023
no cuomo
This phrase is often employed when one accidentally touches someone inappropriately, say while brushing against a coworkers bosom while squeezing past in a crowded elevator, and is used to convey that the inappropriate touch was unintentional.
One should take care that this phrase is not mistaken for "No, Cuomo," which roughly translates to "Please pardon my predatory and inappropriate behavior, for I am of Italian descent and don't know any better."
One should take care that this phrase is not mistaken for "No, Cuomo," which roughly translates to "Please pardon my predatory and inappropriate behavior, for I am of Italian descent and don't know any better."
"I meant to reach for the cellphone in my back pocket but accidentally touched Jim's crotch, so I said 'no cuomo' to let him know it was an accident."
no cuomo by philottsoraptor August 17, 2021
no cuomo
no cuomo by philottsoraptor August 16, 2021
tucking in my shirt
To masturbate one's self in preparation for sexy time with an underage, or drastically younger, sexual partner.
tucking in my shirt by philottsoraptor October 21, 2020