A person sexually attracted to multiple tabsopen on their electronic device
Person 1: Hello bro what is on your phone
Person 2: Just a bunch of tabs Person 1: Bro are you Tabsexual
Person 2: Yes bro
Person 1: We accept you bro
Person 2: Thanks bro
When a women gets into a hot tub and the man joins and they have sex. You mostly do it without condoms.After the sex you lick the penis and vagina. It is like normal sex where you will have a child in a couple of months.
Selena Gomez:'' Let's go do hot tub sex instead of normal sex."
Stephen Curry: OK, just let me set the temperature so it will be hot so our baby will be hot like me. And also I get to lick your vagina before you lick my penis."
A person that does no real research on a particular subject but believes they are an expert on the subject. To defend their position this person may watch 1-2 YouTube videos, will screen shot a headline without having read the article, will quote small sections of bias articles, or will take a small snip out of an article and use it out of context. This person will defend their position until their dying breath or until they decide to block you on social media beacause you proved them wrong.
Karen watched one video on YouTube and now she's a Tubex on car seat safety.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.