tubed meat 

a meat that is in some kind of tube form, usually made from some kind of mystery meat

ex: sausage, hot dogs, brats...

We went to the carnival yesterday. I got a funnel cake while Ben got tubed meat

tubed meat by leanonpoop February 23, 2009

tube meat 

Any processed meat product that is formed into a tube shape by stuffing into an elongated, edible casing for consumption. Can be cooked and served in a wide variety of methods and combinations.

These hot dogs are the best tube meat ever.

Barb's favorite tube meat is kielbasa.

tube meat by lifeonearth April 29, 2012

meat tube 

womans vagina that has been ransacked by men with loins of glory

getting gangbanged by the new york knicks left beth with a gigantic spoiled meat tube and a smile

meat tube by loindibellis July 7, 2006

Cambodian meat tube 

The act of filling a collegue, or partner's rectal cavity with diced calf, waiting 2 weeks, and using a turkey baster to extract said diced calf to allow the flow of feces to fall out of the anus.
You can reuse the meat if you wish.

Hey Susan, wanna try a Cambodian meat tube?

Cambodian meat tube by Franklen Ballace November 19, 2021

Meat Tuber 

All YouTube content creators and streamers that show their physical appearance, particularly in the gaming and otaku subcultures. The opposite of a Vtuber.

Vtubers are allowed to commit crimes. Meat tubers like you wouldn’t understand.

Meat Tuber by Sploinker March 26, 2022

Wet Meat Tube

The vagina.

My wet meat tube stanks.

He pounds my wet meat tube nightly.

My uncle says my wet meat tube is better than my mom’s.

Wet Meat Tube by Dick Onchin November 25, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020