tubed meat

a meat that is in some kind of tube form, usually made from some kind of mystery meat

ex: sausage, hot dogs, brats...

We went to the carnival yesterday. I got a funnel cake while Ben got tubed meat

by leanonpoop February 23, 2009

tube meat

Any processed meat product that is formed into a tube shape by stuffing into an elongated, edible casing for consumption. Can be cooked and served in a wide variety of methods and combinations.

These hot dogs are the best tube meat ever.

Barb's favorite tube meat is kielbasa.

by lifeonearth April 29, 2012

meat tube

womans vagina that has been ransacked by men with loins of glory

getting gangbanged by the new york knicks left beth with a gigantic spoiled meat tube and a smile

by loindibellis July 7, 2006

Cambodian meat tube

The act of filling a collegue, or partner's rectal cavity with diced calf, waiting 2 weeks, and using a turkey baster to extract said diced calf to allow the flow of feces to fall out of the anus.
You can reuse the meat if you wish.

Hey Susan, wanna try a Cambodian meat tube?

by Franklen Ballace November 19, 2021