Tuah

At a young age, before Chuck Norris conquered the dark lord Bon Jovi, he would walk around his palace in his favorite pajamas, the Tuah pajamas. With a black hood and a red collar, Chuck Norris always had 6 or 7 sets of these pajamas anywhere.

Tuah's are on sale!

I washed your Tuah.

Slip into something comfy, like a Tuah.

by Isac April 22, 2006

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Hawk Tuah

Verb: To spit on that thing.

Interviewer: What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?
Interviewee: You gotta give him that Hawk Tuah and spit on that thing!

by JetBlastSST June 19, 2024

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Hawk Tuah Handshake

When you spit into your palm before dapping someone up

My friend game me a sloppy Hawk Tuah Handshake before he left the function

by Bloodtiger12345 November 30, 2024

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Guac tuah

When the girl working at chipotle puts guac in her mouth before she gives you head for that extra slipperiness

That chipotle worker gave me the guac tuah with the last of their guac

by Malestarbucksbarista April 29, 2025

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hawk tuah

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by funnypiano July 15, 2024

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