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An abbreviation for 'Too Stoned To Ball'. As seen on the tv show Californication.
Duuuuuude, i am TSTB right now. I can't even get off this chair.
Related Words
tstbh • TSTB • tstbatr • TSTH
Too Stoned To Ball - A situation in which one has smoked too much marijuana to enjoy sex.
X : Man, last night's party was awesome, did you get any pussy?
Y : No, I was TSTB...
TSTB by ValmontFr March 14, 2011
Too Stupid To Handle
That guys' profile pic was TSTH!
TSTH by Lexi_L September 21, 2011
TSTBATR = Too Stupid To Be Able To Read.

People who do not have enough cognitive ability to be able to read an article on the Internet have a tendency to post trite abbreviations like tl;dr which stands for Too Long; Didn't Read.

TSTBATR is the correct response.
TSTBATR John, you are just to stupid to be able to read any article with more than five words in it.
tstbatr by Aztec Joe July 15, 2010
The sooner the better
Please answer me tstb.
tstb by vanessa954 November 3, 2014
To stoned to bone. A acronym made popular from Californication.
Mike: You heading over to your girls
Jim: Nah, TSTB
Mike: What?
Jim: To stoned to bone.
TSTB by Some kid named Steven March 11, 2011
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