TSTB

An abbreviation for 'Too Stoned To Ball'. As seen on the tv show Californication.

Duuuuuude, i am TSTB right now. I can't even get off this chair.

by im standing right behind you March 19, 2011

TSTB

Too Stoned To Ball - A situation in which one has smoked too much marijuana to enjoy sex.

X : Man, last night's party was awesome, did you get any pussy?
Y : No, I was TSTB...

by ValmontFr March 14, 2011

tstb

The sooner the better

Please answer me tstb.

by vanessa954 November 3, 2014

TSTB

To stoned to bone. A acronym made popular from Californication.

Mike: You heading over to your girls
Jim: Nah, TSTB
Mike: What?
Jim: To stoned to bone.

by Some kid named Steven March 11, 2011

TSTB

Too Stupid To Breathe

Marty was trying to raise some tropical fish and actually got some to hatch but they all died. They were TSTB I guess.

by vicioushemi April 27, 2010

tstbatr

TSTBATR = Too Stupid To Be Able To Read.

People who do not have enough cognitive ability to be able to read an article on the Internet have a tendency to post trite abbreviations like tl;dr which stands for Too Long; Didn't Read.

TSTBATR is the correct response.

TSTBATR John, you are just to stupid to be able to read any article with more than five words in it.

by Aztec Joe July 15, 2010

tstbh

TSTBH stands for “That sucks to be honest” i guess

“My dad died”, “TSTBH”

by Mr TM. April 7, 2023