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Too Stoned To Ball - A situation in which one has smoked too much marijuana to enjoy sex.
X : Man, last night's party was awesome, did you get any pussy?
Y : No, I was TSTB...
TSTB by ValmontFr March 14, 2011
Related Words
TSTB tstbatr tstbh
The sooner the better
Please answer me tstb.
tstb by vanessa954 November 3, 2014
To stoned to bone. A acronym made popular from Californication.
Mike: You heading over to your girls
Jim: Nah, TSTB
Mike: What?
Jim: To stoned to bone.
TSTB by Some kid named Steven March 11, 2011
Marty was trying to raise some tropical fish and actually got some to hatch but they all died. They were TSTB I guess.
TSTB by vicioushemi April 27, 2010
TSTBATR = Too Stupid To Be Able To Read.

People who do not have enough cognitive ability to be able to read an article on the Internet have a tendency to post trite abbreviations like tl;dr which stands for Too Long; Didn't Read.

TSTBATR is the correct response.
TSTBATR John, you are just to stupid to be able to read any article with more than five words in it.
tstbatr by Aztec Joe July 15, 2010
TSTBH stands for “That sucks to be honesti guess
“My dad died”, “TSTBH”
tstbh by Mr TM. April 7, 2023
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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