The lowliest of low. These bottom feeders are the trailer park queens that got some joedrunk enough to slip it in her raw dog, and now he’s living everyday in a fast food fueled nightmare that has become his daily grind. This monstrosity of a woman lives off BAH and Separate Rats. Known for chasing joe for the fabled military healthcare, thus the name.
(n.): Any female with three or more children who entices a junior enlisted serviceman to marry them for the sole purpose of providing the aforementioned children from previous relationships with free medical care courtesy of the U.S. Military.
Johnson fucked up big-time. He brought that slut bitch under the umbrella, and she doesn't even love him. She's just a Tricare sniper.