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tristicle

1: Slang for a third testicle

2: Someone with three testicles
1: Ask someone “Do you want to see alfree?” They respond “Alfree, what?” You then call out “Alfree Deeeeeez Tresticles!”
2: I'm never hanging out with Jeff again, that tristicle's coin purse is overflowing.
by thiscrakaslug November 30, 2014
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Redneck Testicle Mudflap

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.
Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!
by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012
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Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.
Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.
by meowlnir June 28, 2016
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Testicle Jockey

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.
Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"
by Herby Vershmales December 2, 2010
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testicle festival

1) a predominately male gathering, usually used when referring to a party or social gathering.
2) a situation where the ratio of pimps to hos is greater than 2 to 1
3) sausage fest
"Where were all the bitches last night?! Total testicle festival."
by squirrelspank June 8, 2003
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testicle repellant

when a girl is so ugly, obnoxious or slutty, any guy will cringe at the mere thought of this girl, hence the action of repelling testicles
you want to invite EMMA??? ew no, she's über testicle repellant.
by Adam Henaghan September 2, 2007
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Twisticle

Twisticle is common medic slang for testicular torsion. This occurs when the testicle twists inside the scrotum and blood flow to the testicle is restricted. The treatment includes turning the testicle in the direction you turn pages in a book. Testicle death can result from a twisticle and it should be taken to a doctor immediately.
Johnny gave himself a twisticle to stop his premature problem and had to have his nuts removed.
by UrbanTwisticle January 1, 2012
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