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trumpty trumpty 

A person whose life is a made up fairy tale, who will be destroyed when the truth is revealed.
When Mueller produces his next round of indictments, the world will see that the President is a trumpty trumpty, not a patriot or successful businessman.
trumpty trumpty by smjgJsbjgsm October 28, 2018
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Trumpty Dumpty 

A narcisstic egghead determined to build walls between himself and people everywhere at their expense.
Trumpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Tumpty Dumpty had a great fall. Good.
Trumpty Dumpty by Profgal February 1, 2017

Trumpty Dumpty 

An egg shaped Trump - he wants to build a wall, and others agree, as they want to keep Trumpty Dumpty on the other side of it!

Usually used as an insult for someone that you don't like, and want to have something between you (away from them)
"He's such a Trumpty Dumpty!"
Trumpty Dumpty by Loris 101 Disguises November 23, 2016

Humpty Trumpty

A cautionary yet optimistic nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
Humpty Trumpty sat on his wall, Humpty Trumpty had a big fall.
Humpty Trumpty by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

Trumpty Dumpty 

Trumpy Dumpty wanted to build a wall. Trumpty Dumpty had a great fall. He never could be president because he got broke.
Trumpty Dumpty
Trumpty Dumpty by Kalamazoo June 6, 2016

Trumpty Dumpty 

Someone (most commonly an idiot) that is so blatantly ignorant to reality that they believe every lie that comes out of the president's mouth as to be truth! So bad you think they fell off a wall and cracked their head open!
Mike - yo man look at that trumpty Dumpty!
Steve- why'd you call him that?
Mike- cuz he believes everything that lying President says , what an idiot!
Steve- that's funny cuz he looks like he's been dropped on his head hahaha!
Trumpty Dumpty by Nick worder March 25, 2020

Humpty Trumpty Dumpty 

The phrase referred to Donald is specific and in general, someone who's too conceited to see he/she is/will be the cause of his/her own downfall.
Humpty Trumpty Dumpty's unaware rotten do smell.
Meeting with Russia officials, he gave classified intel.
Trumpty said he can share classified information.
Trumpty’s clueless he’s tearing down our nation.
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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