trumpressive 

noun. Extremely impressive because of how god damned awful it is. You'd probably show it off to your friends but jump off a bridge if it was put on a resume.

"Yeah, I have 26 missing assignments right now"
"DAMN man, 26?? That's just trumpressive right there"

trumpressive by corvue December 4, 2020

trumpression 

noun

: a state of feeling sad about the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

: a serious medical condition in which a person feels very sad and hopeless due to the fact that Donald Trump is the 45th President of the United States

Etymology: "Trumpression" is a portmanteau of "Trump" and "depression."

"Since the student body, faculty and staff were all suffering from deep trumpression, there was little desire to mount the this year's school musical, 'Oklahoma!'"

"The trumpression that is sweeping across half of America will cause a boom time for psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, psychoanalysts, therapists and clinical social workers.."

"Fred and Wilma spent nearly every night at the local bar, their brains awash in a gin-addled haze, trying in vain to wash away their debilitating trumpression."

trumpression by Samson Jargonistes November 10, 2016

Trumpression 

trumˈpreSH(ə)n/
noun
1. feelings of severe despondency and dejection after the election of Donald Trump.
2. conflicting feelings of wanting to leave the country, commit self-harm and resist at the same time.

The liberal journalist suffered from trumpression; they wanted to flee to Canada and kill them selves, but they wanted to march against President Trump.

Trumpression by Irreverent Reverend February 10, 2018

trumpression 

the Trump depression is short for trumpression.

Maybe we will meet trumpression.

trumpression by Aoerz March 17, 2020