trumpet bum

Used to describe someone who farts alot.

Oh, gezzz... you trumpet bum!

by az_oz December 15, 2005

Bum trumpet

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.

Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!

by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016

bum trumpet

To fart; release gas; flatulence.

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?

by keens February 11, 2004

bum trumpet

An extremely loud fart made deliberately

Johnny let out a bum trumpet while sitting on the couch with his sister.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Spunky bum trumpet

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005