3 definitions by Harry Sausage

To fart bubbles of semen after an act of anal love-making.

My boyfriend blasted me with such a huge load last night I’m still playing the spunky bum trumpet.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

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To mentally masturbate. The most discrete form of sexual self-pleasuring. With a good imagination and a bit of practice menturation can result in actual orgasm.

I especially like to menturbate on public transport. As long as I can keep a straight face the girl sitting next to me doesn’t even notice.

by Harry Sausage January 26, 2005

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Bubit

A woman who’s stomach protrudes further than her breasts.

Put down that chocolate bar else you’ll turn into a bubit.

by Harry Sausage January 14, 2005

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