Definitions by keens

ass shit 

To be cool; awesome

A noun--fecal matter from a pooper.

That is so ass shit!

Hey, who's ass shit is that?

ass shit by Keens February 13, 2004

bum trumpet 

To fart; release gas; flatulence.

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?

bum trumpet by keens February 11, 2004

pit-stick 

Underarm deodorant

Man, you smell; did you use a pit-stick today?

pit-stick by Keens February 10, 2004

wik-it 

Spoken quickly, and at a higher pitch than normal--similar to a record being scratched by a DJ. To add emphasis to doing something--used at the end of the sentence. To use as a parting gesture between friends. Also, can be used as a space filler--similar to "umm."

1.Hey, lets go to the store--wik-it!

2. I'll talk to you later; peace out, wik-it!

wik-it by Keens February 9, 2004

weird-bird

To define someone or something as extremley unusual or different. Not an insult.

My crazy professor is a little bit of a weird-bird.

weird-bird by Keens February 9, 2004

dot com 

Used to add emphasis to the ending of a phrase. Usually spoken with a slight pause prior to it, and with a deeper voice than normal.

Lets go get some food--I'm fucking hungry dot com.

dot com by Keens February 9, 2004