Your troll-fu is good, grasshopper. You have combined the OP's straw man with a very original false-dichotomy to set up your assertion that gays should be neutered.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Taken from a politics discussion board: "Warning! This book is NOT for Liberals or anyone else who ‘supports the troops, but not the war’. I would not want to be responsible for Liberals going nuts trying to justify their hypocrisy and phony patriotism while reading this book."

This troll-fu would be described as weak and not subtle.