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twizzling 

The female teabag. When a woman grinds her sex on someone's nose in a circular fashion, usually while asleep or unconscious.
"Twizzling is when a girls grinds her cunt on your nose," said Johnny." But never let a girl do it beacause you won't be able to smell for days."
twizzling by Squeege10 July 1, 2008

Twizzling 

The wrapping of two boners into a a twizzler like single boner worth sucking by a third party.
They were twizzling so hard, I couldn't help but suck on it!

Twizzlin' 

A state of being in a persistent good mood regardless of environmental factors while eating Twizzlers.
Don't worry, I'm twizzlin'.
Twizzlin' by Kaypocalypse August 11, 2018

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey 

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators
The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

thizzlinaire 

1. a person that gets rich from selling extasy. 2. A person that has alot of extasy pills.
Sizzo is a thizzlinaire.
the state in which a person is staring at something or someone but is not necassarily looking at that person. a state of unconsciousness.
"Hey is that girl looking at me?"
"Na she's probably just trozzling."
trozzling by mirandag27 November 3, 2009