triple-deke

After taking a hit out of a bong, blocking a nostril with your finger, alternate nostrils three times, then blow the rest out of your mouth.

Holy shit, that guy just triple-deked

triple-deke by Sir Robin Hood March 15, 2010

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Triple Deke

A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.

Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.

Triple Deke by Mad Mick! July 18, 2016

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Triple Deke

Formerly know as a hockey drill, the "Triple Deke" is when you have your penis in a woman's vagina and you insert both testicles into her ass!

Woah, did you hear that Phil gave Kandy the triple deke six times in one night!?!? What a legend!!!

Triple Deke by Robot Print February 24, 2009

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Triple Deke

When a grown man finesses his way into a single mothers pants via her lonely son seeking a father figure.

When she pulls the goalie, go for the triple deke.

Triple Deke by 1ckmon September 20, 2021

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

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