triple bag

Before engaging in sex with a butt-ugly chic/dude, you place one paper bag over his/her head, one over your head in case the first one breaks and one for your dog so that he respects you in the morning.

Dude, last night at the bar, I picked up this chic with a butt nasty face that I had to triple bag that shit.

by K Gee May 9, 2005

triple bag

When you sleep with a girl so ugly, you need a bag for yourself, her, and one to puke in. It's one step further than a double bag.

She was so ugly I had to triple bag it

by Joe April 5, 2004

Triple Bag

Three weenies in one hole.

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.....

by butt licka March 20, 2005

Triple Bag

lick my sweaty sweaty ball sack bitch.

Stop pounding Tessa's vag with you steely dan poonlover

by No more, forever March 21, 2005

triple bag it

Using three condoms (instead of "double" or "single" bagging) with a highly promiscuous sexual partner in order to ENSURE avoidance of STDs. In reality, this act results in a greater chance of transmission, as the friction of three condoms often causes them to break.

Damn, dude... that slampig was so fuckin' filthy, I HAD to triple bag it!

by JoeyRamon May 1, 2011

Triple D-bag

When calling someone a D-bag isn't enough and you don't have a lot of time, call someone a Triple D-bag. It stands for Dick-Dirt-Douche-Bag.

Person1: Lawl at you and your broken arm.
Person2: You're a Triple D-bag, you know that?

by $e9a June 22, 2009

triple bagger

A person who is so hideously ugly and/or disgusting that to consider intercourse with them you would require a bag over their head, one for yourself just in case their's falls off, and one for your dog...yeah you're that embarassed.

Ol' Bruce is such a triple bagger that even Janie, the cum dumpster that she is, wouldn't touch him.

by Wheelo November 8, 2005