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treestiality 

the act of having sexual intercourse between a human and a tree, or any other type of plant
Jack will perform treestiality on that oak to prove that he loves nature.
treestiality by gsstud February 27, 2010
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treeshin 

A female who thinks she is slick with her sneaky links but everyone knows she is sucking dick
Yo bro she is always treeshin she ain’t slick
treeshin by anonymous September 6, 2020

treeshing 

A girl that is hoeing around with every guy she sees and has a new man basically everyday.
Yo bro these bitches be treeshing don’t fuck with them no more.
treeshing by The_Nickchize August 1, 2018

trestling 

A recreational pastime involving drug-induced positioning of one's body directly underneath the rail supports of a railroad trestle, exactly timed to coincide with the passing of a freight train overhead.

The resulting effect is that of experiencing a passing freight train from a position a foot or two beneath the rails upon which the train passes. The resulting vibration and noise is traditionally enjoyed during night-time while under the effect of psychodelic mushrooms or other hallucinogen. As the train approaches, the increasing noise and vibration, coinciding with the shifting headlights and roar of the train whistle adds to the effect. Other variants include hanging by the hands from individual railroad ties while the train passes.

Originated by students of Texas State University, formerly Southwest Texas State University, of San Marcos Texas, using a railroad trestle approximately five miles north of town on the road to Five Mile Dam.
So dude, we went out towards Lexington on FM 969 with our nine-irons and some golf balls, picked some shrooms, knocked 'em back with a bottle of Ranch dressing, then when our gums were tingling good we went out trestling at Five Mile. It was a wicked rush!
trestling by Bibbity-Bip September 1, 2006

Treeshiana 

A person who always has people in here dms & buh never get cared away cause she can easily replace you in a heart beat
Dat girl is a treeshiana I want to be wit me
Treeshiana by Dubguen November 11, 2019
Someone who will always take your Sigma parkour World Records within a month of you getting it. Also very annoying but still cool
*Submits a World Record speedrun*
Treesan a week later:
*Submits a Run about a second faster or more*
Person who submited it first: Stop always stealing my records Treesan
Treesan by Ymir188 September 9, 2020