treestand

a deer stand on a tree. used for deer hunting, by rednecks and southerners from arkansas.

I killed a 12 point buck from my treestand this morning.

by Arkansas_Redneck March 18, 2009

Trelstad

Term used to reference one that is amidst mental confusion, confused or is known to make frequent non-sensical statements.

The user claimed that his computer was Windows Vista when he left, and Windows XP when he returned. He was on the wrong computer, he had a bad case of Trelstad.

by 1dumnoob July 17, 2009

Montana Tree Stand

Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.

Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.

by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019

Treesan

Someone who will always take your Sigma parkour World Records within a month of you getting it. Also very annoying but still cool

*Submits a World Record speedrun*
Treesan a week later:
*Submits a Run about a second faster or more*
Person who submited it first: Stop always stealing my records Treesan

by Ymir188 September 9, 2020

treestar

the obsession of long necks in the 37th land before time "i've lost the valley" story

"TreeeeeSTAR"
"....Thats a leaf, retard"

"I like to sleep with my treestar"
"...you have no freinds"

by Caitlin & Anneke October 8, 2003

treetard

as retard but bigger and thicker

my sisters so stupid shes gone beyond being a retard, shes a treetard

by Andrew Collinson March 28, 2008

Trestan

An extreme and obsessive music fan who sometimes feels unconfidence and finds comfort in music groups.. especcially the beatles and jimmy hendrix. Also, a trestan is someone who falls off their own roof... alot. Overall, they are a very unique and positivly amazing person who is an awsomeness friend even though they will one day get a concussion.

gosh stop falling off your roof or you will be considered a trestan.

by I wish i was as cool as trestan February 25, 2008