treefag

A dirty man who spends his whole life in a tree. To survive he eats apples and other things that surround him.

Bob:I thought I heard something coming from that tree.
Andrey:Naw, it's probably a bird.
Bob:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, a treefag run!

by Andre April 25, 2005

Treeage

The act of repairing one's Christmas ornaments after a great Christmas Tree fall that breaks them.

Frankie's treeage is the best, and the tree never looked better.

by Winecess November 30, 2014

treefa

another word for weed,gonja,marijuana,mary jane,funny cigarettes,blunt,grinchy,green,crunch,backyard,reggiebush,medicine

mone't:aye was good blood what yu been up to

toni:shit i been ducked off...
where the treefa at??

mone't:shit i got it in.wat do yu need??i gotchu!!!

by msPrettyToochie69 April 19, 2011

treefaller

1. Someone who falls out of a tree
2. Someone who breaks a branch and crashes to the ground.

3. A cool person

If you are ever in a tree, relaxing and then you fall off, you are a treefaller.

If you are getting out of a tree and then you get down through a branch and it breaks and you fall.

by purplepigeon27 March 9, 2011

Treefard

A treefard is a mix between a retard and a tree. Trees specifically being, birch, oak, and elm. A lot of people are treefards. All treefards stank and aren’t an eefrican.

Oh wow! That guy; over there, look, he’s eating a tree, what a treefard

by Jilly bones January 1, 2019

Treefaced

Stoned, high on Marijuana

Man, I got so treefaced last night, I thought Death Race was a good movie.

by weeklydig December 18, 2008

treebag

Like getting teabag'd but instead of a mans testicles getting inserted into your anal cavity you use a tree or part of a tree.

Damn son did you hear about that dude that got treebag'd? He got a tree shoved up his ass.

by Michael Lawlson February 17, 2009