treefag 

A dirty man who spends his whole life in a tree. To survive he eats apples and other things that surround him.

Bob:I thought I heard something coming from that tree.
Andrey:Naw, it's probably a bird.
Bob:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, a treefag run!

treefag by Andre April 25, 2005

Treeage

The act of repairing one's Christmas ornaments after a great Christmas Tree fall that breaks them.

Frankie's treeage is the best, and the tree never looked better.

Treeage by Winecess November 30, 2014

treefa

another word for weed,gonja,marijuana,mary jane,funny cigarettes,blunt,grinchy,green,crunch,backyard,reggiebush,medicine

mone't:aye was good blood what yu been up to

toni:shit i been ducked off...
where the treefa at??

mone't:shit i got it in.wat do yu need??i gotchu!!!

treefa by msPrettyToochie69 April 19, 2011

treefaller 

1. Someone who falls out of a tree
2. Someone who breaks a branch and crashes to the ground.

3. A cool person

If you are ever in a tree, relaxing and then you fall off, you are a treefaller.

If you are getting out of a tree and then you get down through a branch and it breaks and you fall.

treefaller by purplepigeon27 March 9, 2011

Treefard

A treefard is a mix between a retard and a tree. Trees specifically being, birch, oak, and elm. A lot of people are treefards. All treefards stank and aren’t an eefrican.

Oh wow! That guy; over there, look, he’s eating a tree, what a treefard

Treefard by Jilly bones January 1, 2019

Treefaced 

Stoned, high on Marijuana

Man, I got so treefaced last night, I thought Death Race was a good movie.

Treefaced by weeklydig December 18, 2008

treebag 

Like getting teabag'd but instead of a mans testicles getting inserted into your anal cavity you use a tree or part of a tree.

Damn son did you hear about that dude that got treebag'd? He got a tree shoved up his ass.

treebag by Michael Lawlson February 17, 2009