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treac

a shorter, nicer version of the word treacle, similar to sweetheart can be used towards either sex.
aite sweetheart, u ok?
yeah am fine thanx treac!
by chris and liam February 14, 2007
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Math Teacher Audit

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.
by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022
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Teaching Crabs How To Read

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!
by Lanse Grimez January 31, 2022
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terachad

A handsome, rich, and confident guy who is 1000 times more alpha than a gigachad.
Jason Momoa is tall and handsome, a super rich actor, and internationally famous. He is a true Terachad, unlike some other celebrities who are mere gigachads.
by Chadlite April 7, 2019
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annoying bitch teacher

A fucking bitch who gets on your nerve every day, and decides to take everything you bring in class to the office and makes you want to slap the bitch out of her.
Wow, Mrs. Tess is a annoying bitch teacher.
by Vinderhar April 5, 2017
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Teaction

The ideological lurch by the GOP to the radical right by practically any political circumstance that might piss off an elderly white dude.
Health care reform passage caused a vehement teaction in the GOP even though the final law closely resembled proposals of the GOP in the era of Hilarycare.
by ArrghPaine April 1, 2010
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teacup kitten

This is a tiny young kitten who could actually fit into a teacup!
Bootsy is a little teacup kitten!
by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020
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