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Ben is right. The Treach makes you moo and act retarded and take dumps everywhere and then, like, rub the dumps into your hair and stuff.
I saw a freaky-faced hobo with the Treach. I gave him a buck but he just ate it. Damn Treachy hobo mofo.
treach by Eleni Bozia March 8, 2005
Researching Treacher-Collins syndrome at the National Craniofacial Associaton's website, I found out that the syndrome, also called mandibulofacial dysostosis, causes facial anomolies and sometimes speech and hearing problems. It does not cause a tendency to "act retarded", "moo and stuff" or "take dumps everywhere". ben, I would diagnose your condition as the results of INBREEDING, rather than a case of Treacher Collins syndrome.
ben lynch has never been to Canada street, has no idea what he's dribbling off at the mouth about, and is the type of white racist scumwad who is resentful of anyone and everyone with a full set of teeth, the ability to walk upright, and a normal-sized penis.
treach by Canada street's in the bldg. September 22, 2006

Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.
Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

Teaching Crabs How To Read 

Verb,

1. The action of teaching crabs how to read

2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,

Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.

Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.

The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.

Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!

trench cut 

The trench cut is a standard military haircut from WW I to the present. It featured shaved sides and back of the troop's head and left a little on top. This was a fast cut to give and prevented vermin nests in most of the head in trenches
The troops received a Trench cut prior to deployment.
trench cut by I, Wreckerrr May 26, 2020

terachad 

A handsome, rich, and confident guy who is 1000 times more alpha than a gigachad.
Jason Momoa is tall and handsome, a super rich actor, and internationally famous. He is a true Terachad, unlike some other celebrities who are mere gigachads.
terachad by Chadlite April 7, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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