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Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

Praverage 

That Poppy chick is praverage!
Praverage by Science Lab Boffs January 20, 2009

Travelagita 

The feeling of forgetting something when leaving for a trip
Did I remember my passport? My phone charger!? Experiencing an extreme case of travelagita right now!
Travelagita by Rachel712 March 25, 2017

Trajerate 

To autonomously generate a trajectory.
"The hosts have begun to trajerate, and are now killing all the guests."

"The robot trajerated all over the place."
Trajerate by rmdrones December 3, 2016

Traverse City

Where ALL the indie/hipsters in Michigan live.
While walking down the street in Traverse City, you will pass multiple people with polaroid cameras, hula hoops on their shoulders, goodwill sweaters, TOMS, and they will be talking about music and tumblr. No joke.
Traverse City by seventeenowls April 30, 2011

Traverse City

A smaller town in Upper Northern Michigan lying right on the Grand Traverse Bay. Tourists are attracted here during the National Cherry Festival, which is during the cherry season in July each year for one week.Traverse City is a wonderful place to go to the beach, hang out and enjoy your life.
The cherries grown in Traverse City are absolutely delicious!
Traverse City by RachaelO July 16, 2006