travelsty

A horrible traveling experience.

Dude, we went to Cabo last week. The plane was late, they lost our luggage and the hotel had no record of our reservation - total travelsty.

by Mr. Snyder March 29, 2011

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019

Travelette

A female traveler who isn't afraid to jump out into the unknown world, experience new cultures, do it alone, and have a blast! She can flashpack in fancy places and backpack on a shoestring, she can beach bum or take on huge mountains, she is strong and kind, and always up for a laugh!

That girl is a true travelette.
I am a travelette!
Boy, being a travelette is damn good fun.

by suuuper April 17, 2015

Elvis travels

Elvis travels is a man who lives in a van who prefers to have sex with transvestites or to take it anally from a BBC

Are you going to marry that transvestite or are you going to come along quit Elvis travels

by Davis allen 79 August 26, 2019

travestite

A (male) named Travis, known or suspected of having male and female sexual characteristics.

Jeez, he is such a travestite. Did you see him pour water over his white t-shirt and start dancing to Pokerface?

If you keep on sitting down to pee, people are going to think you're a travestite.

by Qedup December 6, 2011

travesty

a mockery of

That modern shakespeare play was such a travesty.

by Chacott Nicolini June 26, 2003

travelatude

The attitude that someone develops after travelling overseas. Typically caused because they aren't working, have seen the world and have only had to think about themselves for an extended period of time.

Dude, didn't Dwayne come back with some travelatude!

by ihavedirt January 15, 2008