Something your mind gets stuck on while tripping, and you just can't get over it (often dominates the entire trip). This can be an idea, problem, person, or even things.
Dude: I just can't get over the fact that like, how did the universe come into being, what does it all mean?
Cade: Better let it go man, you spend your whole trip thinking about it.
Dude: I just can't bra.
Cade: Well you're caught up in a trip trap then.
The act of being in a drug induced daze where you don't really know what's up. You don't really know who you are, where you are, or, in fact, if you really know any of these people???
People are so stupid you assume they have no idea what they are talking about.
My friend was looking for me for the last three days. I was in a trip trap rap rhyme.
Mack, you are in a trip trap rap rhyme. The third day is always the worst...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!