tragg

A fat somewhat annoying slut who texts you every day hoping for a reply. Derived from the word "trog" from a popular game fallout 3 dlc "the pitt".

"Omg it's that same tragg from last week".

by Skyler the creator November 18, 2014

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

A story that the Jedi would not tell you.

'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine

by Sheev October 17, 2017

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Me: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
My Friends (annoyed): Yes for the hundredth time, STOP!
Me( From memory): Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

by HulkSmashLoki February 28, 2019

I write sins not tragedies

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.

Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019

TAGGster

TAGGsters are the dreamers of today and creators of tomorrow. Their view on life is so unique that some may even call them crazy, but they keep wondering if they are crazy enough to think they can change the world with their ideas.

That person is such a TAGGster.

by TAGGster November 23, 2021

traggered

triggered and tragic both combined //

Bro this shit traggered

Or
Bro I’m traggered over this 😥

by Sleepyyhamsterr September 20, 2018

Tagg Bomb

A move done in Team Fortress 2, a hat collecting simulation game, named after Taggerung, a former professional Team Fortress 2 player. The move involved jumping the enemy to gain an advantage for your team, it often involved getting a frag, getting a kill or a med drop. Taggerung mastered this act and had high success rates hence the name.

Dude did you see the HRG matches, the only reason they won was because of those tagg bombs.

by Aarelk January 16, 2020