An act where the male\female takes a hit off a blunt and blows it into a snorkel that has been inserted into a females vagina while she is sleeping soundly. To remove smoke from the vaginal cavity you must hammerfist her stomach and receive the sweetest shotgun known to man
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"So I was giving your mom a Townsley last night when the bitch shotgunned smoke out her ass...I must have blown in the snorkel too hard!"
"So I was giving your mom a Townsley last night when the bitch shotgunned smoke out her ass...I must have blown in the snorkel too hard!"
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Someone (generally male or identifies as a male) who goes out of his way to maliciously speak about the significant others of females he hopelessly pursues.
Often his lies, or; exaggerated statements, are mixed in with truth, because he gossips like a Yiddish grandmother.
When the object of his desire returns to their S.O. and tells them what was said, a Townsley will subject himself to being punk'd for whatever nice item (that he stole from a homeless person) he has on his person when confronted, as he is far too bitch made to put up any resistance.
Often his lies, or; exaggerated statements, are mixed in with truth, because he gossips like a Yiddish grandmother.
When the object of his desire returns to their S.O. and tells them what was said, a Townsley will subject himself to being punk'd for whatever nice item (that he stole from a homeless person) he has on his person when confronted, as he is far too bitch made to put up any resistance.
"She came to me crying about how her boyfriend won't let her leave and confiscated her phone, but I asked her what her favorite ice cream is cuz I ain't no fuckin Townsley."
"She hid from her boyfriend at my house overnight and I told her how fucked up he treats her and how she could do better, but in the morning she unblocked him and not 5 minutes later he called her, and she left. I feel like a lame bitch ass Townsley right now 😫"
"She hid from her boyfriend at my house overnight and I told her how fucked up he treats her and how she could do better, but in the morning she unblocked him and not 5 minutes later he called her, and she left. I feel like a lame bitch ass Townsley right now 😫"
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Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
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